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tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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widgenstain:

thefrogman:

Lee Gatlin [blogspot | tumblr | flagpole]

The last would be a great superpower though. Imagine going to a big international conference with a stomach full of cauliflower, beans, raw onion and beef. And whenever someone you don’t like takes the podium you give them the flatulences of their life! For the greater good!

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chelle-the-evil-queen:

dragon-wing-z:

Five Nights at the Krusty Krab

My first, last and only contribution to this fandom.

ravioli ravioli put him in the costumeoli

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queenofmultitasking:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

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worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

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maatangi:

i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies

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dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

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aleeyago:

clvbpenguin:

iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED

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